Note 1
- Survey Jokes�
�1- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your
hair.�����������������������
�2- Why did God create man before woman? He
didn't want any advice.������������
�3- Go the extra mile; it makes your boss look
like an incompetent slacker.������������
�4- A dwarf wanted to commit suicide so he
jumped off the curb.������������
�5- If you tell the truth you don't have to
remember anything.������������
�6- Diplomacy is the art of telling someone to
go to hell in such a way that he looks forward to the trip.����
�7- A child's wisdom: Never try to baptize a
cat.������������
�8- A child's wisdom: Remember you're never too
old to hold your father's hand.������������
�9- Some days you are the bug other days you
are the windscreen.������������
�10-The policeman said: The answer to this will
determine whether you are drunk: Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?��
�11- Puppies still have bad breath even after
eating a tic tac.������������
�12- I love defenseless animals especially in
good gravy.������������
�13- Smile, it makes people wonder what you're
up to.������������
�14- Support bacteria; they are the only
culture some people have.������������
�15- Every morning is the dawn of a new
error.������������
�16- UFO's are real; it is the Air Force that
doesn't exist.������������
�17- Better the devil you know.������������
�18- Sign at the office of a Roman doctor:
Specialist in women and other diseases.������������
�19- If he asks what sort of books you're
interested in tell him checkbooks.������������
�20- Three miser friends went swimming, they
betted whoever dives the least pays for supper; they all ended up dead.�
�21- I don't suffer from stress; I am a
carrier.��� ���������
�22- He who laughs last doesn't get the
joke.������������
�23- Regular naps prevent aging especially when
you take them while driving.������������
�24- I don't approve of political jokes: I see
too many get elected.������������
�25- My opinions may have changed but not the
fact that I'm right.������������
�26- A thief went to rob a house couldn't find
anything so he called long distance and left the receiver off the hook.������������
�27- Its better to let someone think you are an
idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.������������
�28- The voice of a two year old is louder than
200 adults in a crowded restaurant.������������
�29- An idiot was painting the ceiling his
mother said put a newspaper under your feet; he said I don't need it I can
reach.������������
�30- A person who smiles in the face of
adversity probably has a scapegoat.������������
�31- Closed mouth gathers no foot.������������
�32- George W. Bush's new strategy: A timetable
for the withdrawal of all Iraqis from
�33- A child's wisdom: Listen to your brain it
has a lot of information.������������
�34- Someone asked a stoned person: What's the
quickest way to the hospital? He said close your eyes and cross the
street.������������
�35- A child's wisdom: Never do pranks at a
police station.������������
�36- I hear you changed your mind! What did you
do with the diaper?������������
�37- Sign in a
�38- Sign on the door of a
�39- Any day above ground is a good one.������������
�40- Your potential?
Leave it alone It is like your bank balance; you have less of it than what you
think.�
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Note 2
- Categories of Jokes�
�Internalized Emotion :
1, 9, 17, 25, 33�
�� Externalized Emotion :
2, 10, 18, 26, 34�
�� Internalized Feeding :
3, 11, 19, 27, 35�
�� Externalized Feeding :
4, 12, 20, 28, 36�
�� Internalized SocioSex : 5, 13, 21, 29,
37�
�� Externalized SocioSex : 6, 14, 22, 30,
38�
�� Internalized Parenting :
7, 15, 23, 31, 39�
�� Externalized Parenting :
8, 16, 24, 32, 40�
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Note 3
- Raw� Data
Legend: Female=1,� Male=2�
�� Under 15= 15�
�� 16-25= 16�
�� 26-35= 26�
�� 36-45= 36�
�� 46-55= 46�
�� Over 55= 56�
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Note 4
- Raw data with pre-added category scores:�
�J.1 = Internalized Emotion = Score 1 + Score 9
+ Score 17..etc..�
�J.2 = Externalized Emotion = Score 2 + Score 10 ..etc..
J.1,J.2,J.3,J.4,J.5,J.6,J.7,J.8,Gender,Age
17,23,9,10,11,9,11,13,1,15
11,13,11,12,13,12,8,7,1,15
9,11,15,15,12,8,8,11,1,15
15,20,7,7,10,11,9,7,1,15
19,23,13,15,12,15,9,12,1,15
9,10,13,10,14,21,11,9,1,15
14,17,8,9,11,9,8,10,1,15
13,15,17,16,18,17,17,16,1,15
7,8,10,14,16,12,9,14,1,16
12,16,13,16,16,19,19,10,1,16
17,11,14,15,18,16,14,17,1,16
11,17,16,9,19,16,12,15,1,16
12,19,23,17,25,23,22,20,1,16
9,18,9,10,15,19,9,15,1,16
17,16,13,12,15,8,9,10,1,16
15,15,12,15,16,23,16,18,1,16
17,15,16,16,15,15,15,15,1,16
15,22,17,17,18,20,18,16,1,16
23,18,21,22,15,14,15,21,1,16
13,19,9,12,8,12,7,6,1,16
21,23,7,12,10,10,5,5,1,16
15,14,12,13,16,22,20,18,1,16
10,9,19,19,15,22,23,22,1,16
17,16,16,17,20,21,18,18,1,16
6,9,15,7,18,19,16,16,1,16
15,16,16,19,20,21,17,18,1,16
22,16,11,17,13,22,18,15,1,16
7,13,9,9,11,17,14,12,1,26
8,14,9,11,12,16,14,13,1,26
15,25,13,15,13,20,16,13,1,26
11,17,9,6,10,13,11,10,1,26
10,9,12,11,11,13,14,10,1,26
16,23,9,11,9,14,13,11,1,26
0,0,7,8,7,8,6,5,1,26
8,14,8,10,12,7,5,5,1,26
12,15,7,6,6,9,7,9,1,26
18,23,13,11,16,17,17,15,1,26
10,11,15,15,16,14,14,16,1,26
13,16,21,19,21,24,20,15,1,26
17,14,14,12,19,17,11,16,1,26
21,25,11,8,10,13,7,9,1,36
13,18,5,7,5,6,5,6,1,36
14,19,13,9,15,19,16,16,1,36
18,22,18,10,9,15,15,13,1,36
10,12,16,13,16,20,16,20,1,36
9,14,10,12,6,10,8,7,1,36
13,16,6,9,8,10,11,7,1,36
18,16,11,13,12,15,13,10,1,36
18,19,23,15,21,19,24,25,1,36
12,13,18,16,15,19,21,17,1,36
5,12,13,6,13,15,16,12,1,46
11,13,15,17,16,18,11,12,1,46
18,17,16,10,15,16,16,14,1,46
17,17,19,16,21,19,20,19,1,46
14,19,16,18,19,19,22,18,1,46
10,14,12,13,10,13,13,13,1,46
11,13,10,7,11,14,15,9,1,46
11,22,10,8,7,9,6,7,1,46
20,21,15,17,10,18,16,10,1,46
9,15,9,9,15,19,12,9,1,46
15,22,15,20,18,21,18,17,1,46
8,19,9,6,10,15,16,17,1,46
15,14,12,14,16,15,19,18,1,56
10,14,9,7,15,16,12,15,1,56
12,19,11,11,9,10,11,11,1,56
8,6,8,5,11,12,9,8,1,56
9,14,11,8,13,15,15,11,1,56
13,24,13,8,14,12,14,10,1,56
19,17,11,7,18,21,20,15,1,56
12,22,14,8,12,14,13,14,1,56
11,12,16,14,19,19,22,22,1,56
8,14,8,10,8,12,13,7,1,56
14,17,10,7,15,16,12,11,1,56
15,19,17,13,18,17,15,17,1,56
11,19,8,12,9,12,6,6,2,15
7,9,12,14,10,10,8,9,2,15
6,13,17,15,19,19,15,14,2,15
12,17,22,13,19,13,17,13,2,15
18,19,11,10,7,11,12,15,2,16
9,23,9,8,10,12,13,16,2,16
17,18,15,8,13,13,14,8,2,16
8,17,22,19,25,21,20,20,2,16
12,10,15,14,19,22,18,15,2,16
11,17,11,18,19,22,18,15,2,16
11,15,20,20,16,10,11,15,2,16
17,18,16,23,18,17,18,15,2,16
12,19,10,10,11,13,9,10,2,16
22,22,15,14,13,10,13,12,2,16
8,6,13,13,17,15,15,17,2,16
9,13,23,22,23,23,22,19,2,16
15,16,10,11,13,14,15,15,2,16
8,10,10,14,19,16,22,14,2,16
6,5,9,11,9,13,17,11,2,26
8,11,11,16,17,22,17,20,2,26
15,20,21,17,20,23,15,19,2,26
12,21,16,18,15,19,21,20,2,26
15,20,17,17,22,20,19,16,2,26
9,10,10,10,12,18,14,10,2,26
22,21,16,13,19,18,17,20,2,26
16,20,7,6,12,13,8,6,2,26
13,22,17,17,16,16,15,12,2,26
6,10,5,5,6,5,5,6,2,26
12,13,11,11,10,10,14,11,2,26
6,8,10,12,13,15,8,9,2,26
10,12,12,10,13,12,9,12,2,26
12,13,16,12,16,17,15,15,2,26
9,16,18,16,17,20,18,19,2,36
13,14,14,11,18,20,14,16,2,36
12,7,15,16,13,14,14,18,2,36
7,11,16,14,17,21,17,16,2,36
14,20,15,15,14,19,13,13,2,36
12,22,14,13,13,16,17,11,2,36
18,11,10,10,7,7,9,9,2,36
20,24,17,14,15,20,19,17,2,36
6,8,24,19,25,23,24,24,2,36
12,15,19,19,19,20,23,24,2,36
5,6,9,9,12,12,10,11,2,36
15,15,21,23,22,24,19,19,2,36
8,13,16,13,16,22,16,20,2,46
15,18,12,12,11,14,12,11,2,46
21,21,17,18,19,17,17,22,2,46
16,15,19,19,17,18,16,9,2,46
14,12,15,9,15,10,21,13,2,46
11,16,14,15,15,20,22,19,2,46
6,10,13,14,18,19,18,21,2,46
9,12,19,19,15,21,22,17,2,46
18,20,15,11,13,16,14,11,2,46
10,12,17,15,17,18,20,18,2,46
13,12,16,13,16,16,14,14,2,46
16,16,13,19,15,18,17,17,2,56
20,24,15,15,15,16,15,15,2,56
16,18,14,15,19,20,19,19,2,56
12,16,8,9,8,9,8,6,2,56
6,7,19,18,20,21,21,18,2,56
22,22,22,21,16,21,22,22,2,56
14,15,11,9,16,8,9,12,2,56
15,17,15,13,14,12,14,14,2,56
13,17,14,8,13,16,17,17,2,56
7,24,15,15,15,14,14,14,2,56
14,12,10,13,17,18,13,17,2,56
15,21,14,17,16,18,17,20,2,56
10,9,8,7,13,16,19,14,2,56
13,10,19,18,14,21,20,16,2,56
15,11,16,15,17,13,14,14,2,56
14,20,20,16,17,20,20,17,2,56